ATTENTION MARKET MAKERS Yes yes you're all so very clever and

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ATTENTION MARKET MAKERS Yes yes you're all so very clever and

devious. But there is just one *little* problem with your plan.

Listen closely...

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NOLINKERS
FUCK NULINKERS
FUCK REDDIT

and worse of all

FUCK SWINGLINKERS

*ahem*
I am NEVER, ever, EVER selling my fucking Linkies. Not a single one. Ever. Under no circumstances.

Do you understand? I. Am. Never. Ever. Ever. EVER. FUCKING SELLING

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I will NEVER, ever sell my linkies. LINK at 100k sats? Didnt sell.
LINK at 50k? Didnt sell.
LINK at 25? 10k? 8k?... 3k? 2k? 1k?

Not selling.

IF you trolls ever want to see these linkies again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $1000 per LINK... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy break-trolls, I AM NOT SELLING. ANNOUNCEMENT IS OVER, FREE HENTAI AT THE COUNTER
*drops the mic*