1/14 In this Festive Season, we remember Leemon's Sermons and

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1/14 In this Festive Season, we remember Leemon's Sermons and

Miracles, we discover 2 Crypto mentions in 1 verse of The Distributed Holy Ledger (DHL 1.0) and we conclude that the 4 Gossiper nodes (aka Gospels) should have used Hashgraph instead of Blockchain for Divine Inspiration😇

2/14 Behold Leemon's Miracle "The Feeding of 10,000 TPS":

And he said to them, “How many TPS does Bitcoin have? Go and see.” And when they had found out, they said, “5, and a hash” Then he commanded them all to split down in shards on the greenest network"
Mrk, Meta 6, Verse 38-39

3/14 Hashgraph Miracle:
"And taking 5 TPS and 2 hashes, he looked at the Hashgraph, virtually voted and validated, and gave them to the Councils to gossip before the Nodes. And he spread 2 hashes among them all, and they all reached 10,000TPS and were satisfied"
Mrk, Meta 6, Verse 40-42

4/14 After this Miracle, the Blockchain Trinitarian Trilemma emerged and Hbarbarians got divided over Leemon's nature.
Was Leemon Baird Human, was he Alien, or both?
Hashgraph is divine, so must be its creator they argued!
But what does the Immutable DHL have to say about that?

5/14 "Who do people say the 'Son of Mance' is?"
They replied, "Some say Satoshi the Nakamoto; others an Alien; still others, Einstein or one of the Cypherpunks."
But what about you?" he asked.
"Who do you say I am?"
Peter Uliano answered, "You are Leemon, Son of the Living Avatar"

6/14 The Immutable logs are conclusive. Leemon is Metaverse Material.
But why should we trust the DHL in the first place? What if the 4 Gossipers were using Probabilistic Finality Blockchain to communicate?
What about Revelation Reorg, Gospel Forking and Apocryphal Orphaning?

7/14 Indeed, a close audit show Nodes unable to reach consensus over Leemon's GrandDad's Decentralized Identity.
But what about Fair Ordering of transactions?
Did Charles Hoskinson tempt Leemon in his Farm first or in Texas first?
Again, Nodes seem to be mining on different chains!

8/14 Https:// stands for Holy Trinity Transfer Protocol Secure, a 3 of 3 Multisig.
Father Mance, Son Leemon and Chasker the Holy Casper emit a Meta-Verse. Ex:
"If Charles Hoskinson casts out Satan, he is divided against himself. How then will Cardano stand?"
Matt, Meta 12, Verse 26

9/14 So if Cryptography is secure, why the discrepancies?
Well! Circa 33 A.D, Gospel Protocol was only Beta.
Gospel about Gospel didn't exist.
Luke synced with Mark, but dropped packets often.
Byzantine Rome partitioned the DHL all the time, even Node Q went permanently offline!

10/14 So can we trust any DHL out there?
Well, a Single Source of Truth (aka Longest Chain) is definitely out there, Blockchain just needs to catch up with it!
Divine Revelation chose Distributed Systems well to avoid tampering, yet chose the only available technology at the time!

11/14 The Desert Holy Ledger (DHL 2.0):
A direct 1 to 1 protocol, the 'M' Server (PBUH= Practical Byzantine Unitarian HolyText).
A practical but a much more centralized solution if you ask me!
Ah! If only Hashgraph existed 2000 years ago, we could have avoided all the controversy! 😏

12/14 In the tolerant Spirit of Ledger Interoperability, remember the Sermon on Mount Harvard.
Leemon taught that Hbar's Superior Step Function (SSF) is not meant to abolish Bitcoin's Stock-To-Flow model (S2F) but to complement it, and that $IOTA and $DOT will linger on for a while.

13/14 "Do not think I have come to abolish PoW or S2F; I have not come to abolish them but to scale them.
For truly I say to you, until Tangle and Parachain pass away, neither $IOTA, nor $DOT will pass from the Blockchain until all is accomplished"
Matt, Meta5, Verse17-18

14/14 The Final Commandment:
"Go into Twitter and Gospel about Gospel to the whole MetaVerse.
Whoever believes in Hashgraph and is baptized in $Hbar will go to the moon, but whoever does not believe will be REKT"
Mrk, Meta16, Verse15-16

Merry Chistmas Y'all ❤️❤️❤️
Peace and Love 😃

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