In the buzzing Amp Community Telegram chat, a storm was

brewing. The members were up in arms over the pancakes offered at the Blockchain Futurist Conference, the ones made from the special Zander recipe. Despite having never tried these pancakes themselves, a vocal group of naysayers was convinced that they couldn't possibly hold any semblance of aiding the future of their beloved token.

*"Pancakes? Really?"* one user scoffed. *"This is absurd,"* declared another. *"We’re supposed to be revolutionizing finance, not hosting a breakfast club!"*

In the corner of the chat, amidst the tempest of text and emojis, was a small, sobbing, utterly depressed penguin emoji. With each message, it seemed to shed digital tears that virtually flooded the chat. This penguin, affectionately known as "Penny" by the community, had become a symbol of the melancholy that some members were feeling in the face of so much skepticism.

One day, amidst the uproar, a familiar name appeared in the chat: Tyler Spalding. The atmosphere seemed to shift as he typed, his words a balm to the frenzied debate.

"Hey there, Penny," Tyler wrote warmly, addressing the despondent penguin directly. "I see you, and I understand the worry. We're in uncharted territory, but that’s exactly what makes our journey so exciting."

He continued: "These pancakes, this 'Ampera Special,' is more than just a playful gesture. It’s a symbol of community and innovation. It’s a nod to the human side of what we're doing—building trust, nurturing community, and preparing for the ‘Ampire’ we envision.”

The chat seemed to pause, every member hanging on Tyler’s words as though they were a life raft in these turbulent digital seas.

“*Prepare for the Ampire*,” Tyler emphasized, “means believing in what we're building, and standing strong in the face of doubt and negativity. It means taking the long view and understanding that every revolution, even a financial one, needs its symbols and its shared stories. It means uplifting each other instead of tearing each other down.”

As he finished his message, a change swept through the chat. The negative messages slowed, and one by one, members of the community began to post uplifting, encouraging words. Penny, the sad penguin in the corner, seemed to cry a little less with each new message of hope.

The tide was turning, led by Tyler's reminder that the future was something they were building together. From that moment on, "Prepare for the Ampire" became a cherished mantra in the chat, a signal to remain steadfast and hopeful, no matter the challenges they faced.

In that pivotal moment, with the community finding its footing again and the spirit of Penny the Penguin lifting, Tyler had a flash of inspiration that promised to unite the members further. With a playful tone, he typed into the chat: “Folks, how about we turn this newfound positivity into a bit of fun? Let's lift our spirits with a song. I propose ‘WAGMI,’ to the tune of the classic ‘YMCA’ song. It stands for ‘We're All Going to Make It.’ Let’s make it our anthem!" The chat erupted in a flurry of excited messages. Members were instantly on board with Tyler’s idea, and they eagerly awaited the first lines. With a virtual smile, Tyler delivered: 🎶 *"Ampers, there's no need to feel down,* *I said, Ampers, pick that penguin off the ground,* *I said, Ampers, ’cause we’re in a new part of town,* *There's no need to be unhappy..."* 🎶 He continued: 🎶 *"Ampers, there's a place you can go,* *I said, Ampers, when the market's laying low,* *You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find,* *Many ways to have a good time..."* 🎶 The chorus was infectious and empowering, a rallying cry for the entire community: 🎶 *"It’s fun to stay in the W-A-G-M-I,* *It’s fun to stay in the W-A-G-M-I,* *We’ve got everything, for our community,* *To enjoy the ride, and reach that destiny..."* 🎶 As Tyler's lyrics filled the chat, members enthusiastically joined in, virtually singing along and adding their own fun verses. Some even started to create memes and GIFs of dancing penguins proudly waving the Amp flag, marching joyfully to the beat of "WAGMI." In this moment, led by Tyler’s infectious positivity and vision, the Amp Community Telegram chat transformed. It was no longer a battleground of skepticism, but a concert hall of unity and hope. "WAGMI" wasn't just a song; it was a promise to each other that they were in this journey together, and indeed, they were all going to make it.

are you writing these off head lmfao