motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his blockchain dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, imaginary, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL DATA, NO SPACE, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two One Meg Gregs and a 600 msec bug. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the blockchain. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER RBF! Except I'm not gonna RBF on the blockchain. I'm gonna go higher. I'M RBF'ING THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I RBF'D THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS GET DOUBLE SPENT NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I RBF YOU TOO.
can i get a tldr
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThesaurizeThis/comments/dggo1l/eggman_shadow_the_hedgehog_announcement_copypasta/
Try reading this with RBF = resting bitch face, it's fun.
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