What the fuck did you just fucking say about me,

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me,

you little Emacs? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the VIM foundation, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret macros on Neovim, and I have over 300 confirmed keybindings. I am trained in mouse-free navigation and I’m the top typer in the entire development team. You are nothing to me but just another Visual Studio Code user. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before the 15w keybinding, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Emacs user. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Unix sysadmins across the FSF and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Sublime user. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your superior text editor. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can murder Emacs in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just in Normal Mode. Not only am I extensively trained in vimrc customization, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the VimPlug framework and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass editor off the face of the Linux world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you clever Nano user. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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14.05.2019

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Oh yeah?

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14.05.2019

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