I’ll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it

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I’ll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it

could take up to 24 hours for everyone to get it.I think there is a duck in my router. It always goes NAT, NAT, NAT.So I want to dress up as a UDP packet for Halloween, but I don’t know if anyone will get it.I could tell you an ICMP joke but it would probably be repetitive.I wanted to write an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already exhausted.IPv4 address space walks into a bar and yells “One strong CIDR please, I’m exhausted!”Knock knock.
Who’s there?
SYN flood.
SYN flood who?
Knock knock.…Q. What is a Unix or Linux sysadmin’s favourite hangout place?
A. Foo BarA RAID member disk walks into a bar. Bartender asks what’s wrong?
“Parity error.”
“Yeah, you look a bit off.”Linux geek started working at McDonalds. A customer asked him for a Big Mac and he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.Q. What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A. A URLologist.